I.AM.FUCKING.SUAY

Let me bring y'all back to 10 months before.

At the start of this year. My family and I went to Taiwan for holiday. There is one part of the trip where we'd to go to a shop which sells fengshui stuffs. Usually, before they start selling their fengshui stuffs, they will first look at your "eight characters". Then they will say whether your life this year will be smooth sailing or Suay or even Fucking suay!

So, that person told me. " You are Goat, so this year will be tough for you. Things will not always go as planned, you will be prone to injuries and stuffs.. In other words, bad bad bad! "

Wtf...

You ask a person who don't believe in fengshui at all to hear all these crap from a fengshui master, who will believe?! 

At least if he say good things i will still listen and believe la! But all bad bad bad?! " Must be want to cheat my money " , thats what i thought to myself. 

Okay, back to present.

I just failed my pract 8, again! Reason being, i forget to on my fucking headlight, so the moment i start my test, IMMEDIATE FAIL!! 

FML!

The instructor only told me about this after i complete my circuit. So, totally no mood for the road part. In the end when the result is out...

2 Points for circuit.

40 points for road, accompanied with 3 immediate failures.

By the way, to pass, can only have 16 points and 0 immediate.

HAHAHAHA!! 

My mood was like dog after realizing i didnt on my headlight, but after driving on " Colin's street ", my mood was lightened =D

Im going on to rant about how suay my life have been for this year.

At early april, 4bn's chalet. Because of this chalet, i almost retain for another year srsly. The last day of our chalet was also the last day of the submission of our JAE form...

Left the chalet at 12pm, fucking shag, went home, on my com( wanted to do the JAE ), took a bath while waiting for com to start up, FELL ASLEEP!

And guess what, the time i woke up was 7.05pm. The deadline of JAE submission is 7pm!

So i cabbed down to tp and realize that late submission is to be done at MOE which is fucking far away from tp. Cabbed there, done everything, cabbed home.

FML!

Next, lost my whole damn wallet at kembangan cc toilet. No ic, no matric card, just before my exams. So the only way to verify myself during exams is using passport. But just one day before my exams, i could not find my passport so i called my parents. Guess what, passport kept in the safe and my parents are overseas...

But lucky my parents came back early in the morning the next day.

Oyah, i lost my ezlink card the next week, just one day after i paid for the concession.

FML!

I lost 2 ezlink cards since last month, both not long after i topped up.

FML!

I waited 3-whole-damn-weeks for my Riding Theory Test and finally the day arrived. I pulled my arse out of the bed at 8 in the morning, went down to CDC to do the Etrial test which i've booked just before my RTT. Just when i was about to enter the test venue, I FORGET TO BRING PASSPORT!

SO, not allowed to enter the test venue. The instructor gave me the earliest slot for the next test, which is a week later! Which means i waited 1 month for my RTT! Oh, and he didnt refund my 6 dollars for the test -.-

FML!

Just 2 weeks ago. I did my RTT. But before doing the test, the instructor gave each of us a password, for us to login and do the test. My password was 3733. Normally if i got this kinda number, i will surely go buy 4D. But when i reach the Singapore pools, I somehow feel that 3733 this kinda number sure wont come out one la. So i bought some stupid number found on the receipt for my RTT instead. In the end, Sunday results. First prize : 3 - 7 - 3 - 3 !

First - fucking - prize !

5000 dollars ley!!!!!!

Nvm, it took my quite awhile to get over it. Then! 3733 came out again for starters the following week!!!!!

Tmd, really is Cai shen ye come my house i dont want open door.

FML! 

Just after my end of sem test for sem 1.1. I asked Teng chiat out to ball at night, but before that, i went out with Amos and jeremy to play. So as usual, Teng chiat would go to my house to play dota using my com while waiting for me to come home. Then! When i reached home and on my com, the desktop only got My computer, Internet explorer and recycle bin! I thought something must be wrong so i restarted my com. Then some unknown error occurred and my com keep restarting by itself. So i send it to uncle hock to repair. In the end, i did not have my computer when i needed it most during the 2 months holiday...

FML!

Okay, i think i will stop here cos if i were to go on, it will take me a day and i have exams later on at 5! Econs ftw!

Sick!

Today, a girl whom i've never met before, came in my lecture. Sat beside me, found out that i was sick. Went out, came back with a small packet of lozenges. So nice of her!

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Went billiard at safra with Amos, Jeremy and Darren after our accounting mock test.
As usual, won! 2 dollars! Hiak hiak hiak... Imagine. Sore throat, cough, headache, feverish, still win. If im healthy and fit?
Okay la k la, since Amos and Jeremy are being nice by treating billiard today because they just received their pay, im gna give them steps to come down.
Amos fouled too many times, otherwise he would be the winner. Jeremy lost because Darren screwed up his chances of winning.
But still.........
=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


My head is splitting. But there is French listening and writing test tmr...
I know nuts about marketing!!



**Anyone out there knows the shortest way possible from tanah merah  to hougang and back to Temasek poly?! My bro is accusing me of giving him false hope!

Woah this place really seems so unfamiliar to me right now. It took me about 5 mins and 152635126537123 trial and error to recall the password, seriously.

ANYWAY, it sucks when what wakes you up in the morning is the pain when you swallow your saliva; when you cant enjoy your bath cos whenever you open your mouth to sing, zao xia; when you cant drink your favourite cold beverages cos it only makes things worse. And yes, its sorethroat. Let me quote something from darren, " felt like i have been deep-throated".

K let me update my life from where i stopped.

I have been playing pool and billiard recently, but its so expensiveee. Oh btw, swear not to go back to HOP again, cheat money for life. Also, i have enrolled for Motorcycle at CDC last month, like finally. Regretted not enrolling earlier, cos if i had enrolled on my birthday, i would be riding on the streets by now. But nvm, im currently at Pract 7 alr, which means just 2 more pract and i would be waiting for my TP alr, which is in early feb i guess...
Exams are approaching, like wtf ? How quickly time flies. But whenever i think that i will be getting my liscense only in Feb, time seems to be taking its own sweet time to crawl. Its funny how we contradict ourselves, often without realizing it...


Have not really been dancing since the holidays ended. Reason is simply because we have no place to break now! We have been banned from using the Sports Complex alr...But I will commit myself once again when the exams are over.

I have been thinking alot. About life, not about dirty things please. So many things we cant comprehend, okay maybe its only me. But somehow i came up with a pact with Colin. Which is to do whatever that my heart ask me to, and not let those negative outcomes swirling in my head to hold me back. Regrets i had, way too many. I do not want only regrets to appear in my "flashback" when im dying, which can happen anytime. Its a really big step for someone who lacked of security.


Alright im off to ball. Lots of pictures to upload, but i cant find my usb cable!!
Will update blog frequently alr.

Just one more month, and i'm free=DD

WOOOOoooooo~!
EXAMS ARE OVER!!!!!!!!!

I think i studied hard for the past few weeks.
So now im gna throw all the "Grades, Gpa, exams stuff" at the back of my head and really play hard now.
53 days.
Im gna use it wisely =D


Oh btw, i brought my passport to the examination hall to verify myself,
lucky it was accepted. HAHA!

 
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Quite alot of things to update actually.
Lets start with the final few days of studying with the saikangs.

 

  

That will be out last time studying at the airport.

Next time would be when End of Sem exams are approaching.

And thats where i lost my ezlink card. DAMNIT!

 

The next day, we went to tampines macdonals to study again.

While studying halfway, i suggested to buy 4D!

So we all came out with our own lucky number and GUESS WHAT?!

 

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

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Nvr tio la lame... 

 

  

  

So again, the next day we met up at jeremy's house to study.

We discovered that jeremy was an ah beng when he was younger! 

HAHAHHAHAHA!!

Red and blue skinnies in his cupboard!!

They said i look most like ah beng so i was asked to try on the skinnies.

 

 

HAHAHAHAHHA!

Look like ah beng meh?!

 

Never thought a boy like this would turn out to be an ah beng.

 

hahahahahah!!! shit la the picture not clear!

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Wooo finally the most anticipated event of the year!

Virgin drinking session after last paper on tuesday. 

Was really feeling feverish and sick while doing my accounting paper, but felt much better after slacking at jeremy's house after the paper.

So we headed down to bedok reservoir.

Jack Daniels, Whiskey. (if im not wrong)

 

 

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

i was peeing =D

 

  

  

Had lots of fun while drinking. Talking crap, laughing, poker cards ( diamond 3) HAHAHAHAHA!

Went mandeep's house to sleep around 6am. Went home at around 3pm in the afternoon. I slept at 7pm and woke up around 2pm the next day. HAHAHAH!

Anyway, drinking session was fun except the vomitting part. 

and i didnt smoke!!!

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Went school to session ytd.

Going ball later.

Take some time to hear my updated songs~! 

 

FML LA PCB! 

Few minutes ago i was still studying POM. When suddenly, i reach my hand into my bag to look for my ez link,FUCK! i rmb that i lost it ytd night at the airport. Then i started shouting like some fuck cos i lost my wallet previously which contained my IC and Matric card, now ez link. Thats not all. Before going to the airport ytd, i went to bought the bus concession which cost me 50 dollars. Then?! Not even the end of the first day for the month then lost!? 

Okay nvm, i try to cool myself by having a bath.

After bathing, open POM book, continue studying...

Suddenly! A thought ran through my mind. " Tmr exams at sports hall sia songg, eh wait but now i no ic no martic no ez link, how to verify that im colin when the teacher ask me to sign?! " 

FUCK! Srsly fuck, SO HOW NOW?! BRING BIRTHCERT?!

FUCK, IF I BRING BIRTHCERT CFM LOST ALSO ONE LOR. THEN HOW?! HOW TO VERIFY IM A SINGAPOREAN?!

Eh enough la, srsly enough la.

I dont eat meat, i dont smoke, i dont steal, i dont kill, i dont rape, i dont set ppl house on fire, when i find something that doesnt belongs to me, i sure return. THEN NOW SO FUCKING SUAY?! 

FUCKING CRAP ABOUT THE YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW!

THE NEXT TIME I FIND SOMETHING THAT DOESNT BELONG TO ME...

FUCK THAT OWNER.

 

This is my 100th post since i started blogging about a year and 2 months ago.
100 post in 400 plus days. Counted as regular blogger?!
Anyway what im trying to stress here is how time flies.
But again, since ppl say things take time to heal and time flies, so why cant i get it out of me yet?

Nvm, 100th post shall not be an emo post.


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Went ball with ex-sec4 clique last monday. Had fun really. But it was really damn tiring. I invited chong wah too! Haha, its been a long time since i met him. Still as cool though. Just a Little taller now. Got gf alr somemore!

But still as retarded.

 

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

Chicken, suppose to be a ex-cchms bball gathering. Invite you alr, still dont want play properly! HAHA!

Went supper after that.

 

 

  

 

Wah yukai, eat finish happy only~

 

Thats all for the ball gathering.

 

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Recently, i have been camping at the airport to study. As in really camp, been staying up for 3 nights for the last 4 days at T2 macs. Srsly shagged to the max. But manage to cover quite lot of things. Except for the last day, which is a total failure. Met up with 4bn at T3 macs to study tgt with amos and jeremy. Studied from 1-3. Then a cleaner ask us to move place cos she want clean our place. So we pack up, stood up. And the mood of studying suddenly went missing. So, we slacked till the next morning. ZZZ.

 

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

Think andrea studying?

 

HAHAH, Super unglam pose.

 

  

  

  

  

  

  

Haha, amos came up with an idea of racing ytd night. Think i dont need to tell you all who won. But its me! Thrash srsly.

Thats all for studying at macs.

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I managed to finish 3 chapters of POM while waiting for the photos to be uploaded. POM sucks ttm srsly. But im contented with the CSA being removed from final exams. HAHA songgg. Finished econs like srsly ready. Cant wait for exams to come, cos i cant wait for it to be over. 1 1/2 months of holiday. SONG. Alright. im off.

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You know when a friend is a true friend or worth being your friend, when he/she is willing to put down his/her ego when being with you.

Choose your friends wisely.

Sorry joycelyn for comm skills.